This was a sign I thought. I dismissed Yvonne telling her we must never do that again. She parted an evil smile and left. I know what it meant. I can’t resist her seductions and she can have me anytime she wants to have me.
I sat down to ponder over the what just happened when another knock came on the door.
“Why. Do you want sugar too?” I shouted
“Yes, Elorm. I want to taste your sweet sugar”
I raised my head to the softness and direction of the voice. She smiled and shouted surprise!
It was Amanda.
It was barely two minutes since Yvonne had left my place. Baba God, glory to you! I didn’t want to lose Amanda and certainly not because of a girl like Yvonne. Surely, not after I have been through hell for her to accept my proposal. All the Alhaji work, all those Pizzas and surely the threats I have received from other male competitors on campus. I wasn’t ready to let all those efforts go to waste. Besides, I loved Amanda. `She was the only real thing in my life.
Amanda noticed the change in my visage when I saw her. She came closer to me and placed a quick passionate kiss on my guilty lips. Her eyes beamed with the compassion of a nightingale as She asked me what was wrong. I nearly spilled the beans. One look at Amanda’s bulky brown eyes could make me tell her anything, divulge any secret. But not this time. This was a secret I could not never let lose.
I kissed her back and told her that I love her. She smiled displaying her beautiful pair of dimples. The rest of the day which was a Sunday went on smoothly without any other drama. We played scrabble together. She watched me play FIFA with Stephen. I watched her sleep. She woke up at 9:00p.m and left to Navro hall to prepare for lectures the following day.
This was love. I could feel its vibrations at all the facets of my anatomy. We barely had sex but anytime she left I felt my being drawn into more hallucinations of our time together. I found myself reminiscing with John Legends “All of me” playing in the background. Was it this that Romeo felt when he saw Juliet? It could have. It must have been this feeling that is being nestled as a nestling of all my faculties; driving me crazy. But why? If this was love, why do I cheat on her? If my love was so strong for her, why can’t i overcome the machinations and crafted seductions of Yvonne who I didn’t love? Love conquers all they say. But does it?
I pondered and lingered over those thoughts without any apparent answer. But I arrived at a conviction. I must end my affairs with Yvonne and confess to Amanda tomorrow!
That was my plan. Unfortunately, my plan was too naïve, void and too static to deal with the events which were to begin to unfold the next day. Those events which altered, distorted and disoriented me from myself. Changed everything.
Who knew?
Who could have guessed?

To be continued… 

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The knock on my door sounded like the biblical trumpets on Judgement Day. For a moment, I was conscious of the passage of time. The seconds which elapsed seemed like an eternity and only amplified my anxiety. I stared awkwardly at the nude girl on my bed and I felt a sharp pain in my chest. All the intricate pleasures of the past minutes were replaced by fear, uncertainty and shame.

She whispered. No she purred “Were you expecting Amanda?”

Amanda was my girlfriend and over the past weeks I have been banging her roommate and friend Yvonne. Amanda was the most beautiful girl I have ever met. Her beautiful brown eyes. Her naturally fair, smooth skin. Her slim figure with a tinged of a moderate nicki minajes behind. Her stiff but soft twin set of ripe oranges. All these features screamed one word. Immaculate!

Amanda was the most beautiful girl you have never seen. But yet I have seen, touched and did things with her. I mean had sex with her. But like a dark albatross hanging over my neck I could not resist the seductions of Yvonne, her friend. Yvonne was not bad looking either but the beauty gap between her and Amanda was like the queue at Davi’s Kenkey.

Another knock came on the door and this time around startled Yvonne. She began wearing her clothes which were scattered all over the floor during the foreplay. I gripped her hand as she was dressing. She got confused.

“You’re wearing my boxers” I whispered

It was a funny moment but our sense of humor was nowhere to be found. She quickly removed mine and wore hers. Within a few seconds, we were both dressed like we were going for Sunday mass. I took a few glances to make sure everything was in order only to see her brazier under the bed. I quickly tucked it into my shoe and walked to the door. At that time, I had already counted about five series of knocks. I eyed the room once more and pointed to Yvonne to sit on my roommates bed.

A word of prayer passed my lips and then with the apparent manifestation of the holy spirit in me I opened the door with feigned innocence that I always put up when my Dad caught me watching Spartacus. I opened the door and then I froze.

“Charley, you get Gari for your there?”

“Kwasia, I have cassava!” that was the reply I nearly gave Stephen but I didn’t. I was totally annoyed but I didn’t. All those moments I thought it was Amanda because She told me she was tired and would visit me in the evening. So I gave Yvonne a quick call so that we could do some “Kpakpa kpa” before then.

This was a sign I thought. I dismissed Yvonne telling her we must never do that again. She parted an evil smile and left. I know what it meant. I can’t resist her seductions and she can have me anytime she wants to have me.

I sat down to ponder over the what just happened when another knock came on the door.

“Why. Do you want sugar too?” I shouted

“Yes, Elorm. I want to taste your sweet sugar”

I raised my head to the softness and direction of the voice. She smiled and shouted surprise!

It was Amanda.


To be continued….

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For quite sometime now, Social Media has been flooded with 'quotes' from Africa's most 'popular' President H.E Robert Mugabe. It should be noted that these quotes do not emanate from the veteran President. Nonetheless, they are still quite hilarious!

Today, I share with you top ten 'Mugabe witty sayings'. LAUGH YOUR HEARTS OUT. ENJOY1


1. If you're in love with more than one person then what's inside you is no longer a HEART but a MEMORY CARD.

2. My Dear Ladies, Do not buy a SELFIE STICK when your armpit needs a SHAVING STICK.

3. If you are UGLY, you are UGLY. Stop talking about inner beauty cos we don't walk around with X-Rays.

4. If ladies think Menstruation is a big issue, wait till you get an ERECTION IN PUBLIC.

5.Some of you girls can't even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 HOURS?? Your level of Selfishness demands a ONE WEEK CRUSADE!

6. Dear Sisters, Don't be deceived  by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining...YOU'RE NOT AN UMBRELLA!

7. Respect Pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence you've HAD SEX!

8. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece of her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.. lol.

9. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; Because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become EMOTIONAL!

10. Some guys just sit and write ridiculous stuffs and attach my name. GOD IS SOAKING YOUR CANES IN PALM WINE. LOL.

Hope you guys have enjoyed them as much I did.***can't stop laughing.
You can share your favorite "Mugabe Quotes" via the comment box below.









It has been quite a routine for sometime now that the winner for the Artiste of the Year at the Vodafone Ghana Music Awards will automatically get an a nomination  at the BET Awards. Certainly not this year.

Vera Hamenoo-Kpeda better known by her stage name MzVee has been nominated for the Best International Act African Category! This was announced by the Black Entertainment Television (BET) on Friday morning. The dancehall artiste becomes the first female in Ghana to be an entrant in the category after Sarkodie and Stonebwoy.

The sexy 'Natural Girl' hitmaker will be competing against South Africans AKA, Cassper Nyovest and Black Coffee, Nigerians Wizkid and Yemi Alade, Tanzanian Diamond Platinumz and Ivorian Serge Beynaud.

The 2016 BET Awards will take place at the Microsoft Theater In Los Angeles, United States of America  three days after her birthday on Sunday, June 26.

We, at The Silent Observer congratulates you on the nomination! Our prayers are with you.
GO MAKE GHANA PROUD!
Well, it seems the 'war' between Ghana and Nigeria over which country cooks the better jollof has just been had a boost with the release of the song 'Ghana Jollof' by Sexy Ghanaian model/musician Sister Deborah. The song is produced by Kuvie is more likely to get you sing along the vocals while shaking something.





Good evening guys. It's been my ages but I trust y'all doing great as I am. Well, no amount of garnered delicacies served from encyclopaedia Britannica  could help me apologize to you for being A.W.O.L and almost failing my civil duty as "The Silent Observer". It brings me no joy that I have missed so many events during my hiatus, respite or whatever you choose to call it. Please before I apologize, allow me to blame poor internet connection in Navorongo where I am currently marooned to acquire my Bachelors degree in Biochemistry. Nonetheless, I am sorry and like John Snow in the Game of Thrones I have been reborn;(like kaikai).

Enough blabbering from me.







A bit of a cliché but the Vodafone Ghana Music Awards has always been inundated with lots of criticisms, celebrity stunts, 'cheating'....( you can fill in the rest). The much hyped and arguably the biggest Entertainment event in the Ghanaian calendar unfortunately always ends  up being 'mediocre'. Every year, Entertainment connoisseurs and the Ghanaian public always say 'This is the worst VGMA ever'. Quite Ironic but the standard keeps sinking! A friend described last years VGMA as the 'whackest' and I wonder what adjective She has coined for this year's. The live performance thing was 'whackest' too. WTF! Seriously, for a moment I just stared at the television like I just saw Kojo Nkansah Lil Win on an episode of 'Keeping up with the Kardashians'. I needed a quick explanation and so I desperately logged on Facebook. It was then a friend wrote on his wall that the live performance thing was like a 'testing mic' thingy before Efya's performance. What a relief cos like seriously, it was 'whackest'. Well, Efya finally came out after all the 'testing mic' by some other artistes and delivered a stunning performance with a nightingale voice. The best performance of the night. A sting in the nightmare!


Fast Forward......Fast Forward....Fast Forward.....Fast Forward. Oh Yeah! that's what you do when you're watching an astronomically boring movie. You just want to see what happens at the end. Okay, now the Finale! The Winner of the Artiste of the Year is E.L. Oh! this is a mistake or maybe Chris Attoh is attempting a blind mimicry of Steve Harvey's mistake at the 2015 Miss World. Then E.L came and took the award and all that. Still, Chris Attoh said nothing. What the hell! Maybe this is like the 'remix' of the Miss Universe and the mistake will be corrected the next day. I waited for two straight days but nothing. I finally gave up today and decided  to poor my frustrations  on this blog for such a perform-appoinment!
(excuse the malapropism)
There has been a lot of hue and cry on social media about 'Cha-Cha' house's  credibility and someone saying E.L bought the award. LOL. I like E.L (no homo). He's tall like me and all that( still no homo). He deserves the award but not this year! But hey! No one has actually won without some quarters saying that person does not deserve it. SO PLEASE, STOP HATING ON EL.





From a tall nig** to a fellow taller nig**, CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU EL. I HOPE I GET A RIDE IN YOUR CAR ONE DAY!
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