KawulaVoice: TOP TEN PRESIDENT MUGABE 'SAYINGS' ON SOCIAL MEDIA!

For quite sometime now, Social Media has been flooded with 'quotes' from Africa's most 'popular' President H.E Robert Mugabe. It should be noted that these quotes do not emanate from the veteran President. Nonetheless, they are still quite hilarious!

Today, I share with you top ten 'Mugabe witty sayings'. LAUGH YOUR HEARTS OUT. ENJOY1

1. If you're in love with more than one person then what's inside you is no longer a HEART but a MEMORY CARD.

2. My Dear Ladies, Do not buy a SELFIE STICK when your armpit needs a SHAVING STICK.

3. If you are UGLY, you are UGLY. Stop talking about inner beauty cos we don't walk around with X-Rays.

4. If ladies think Menstruation is a big issue, wait till you get an ERECTION IN PUBLIC.

5.Some of you girls can't even jog for 5 minutes but expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 HOURS?? Your level of Selfishness demands a ONE WEEK CRUSADE!

6. Dear Sisters, Don't be deceived  by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining...YOU'RE NOT AN UMBRELLA!

7. Respect Pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence you've HAD SEX!

8. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece of her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire.. lol.

9. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; Because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become EMOTIONAL!

10. Some guys just sit and write ridiculous stuffs and attach my name. GOD IS SOAKING YOUR CANES IN PALM WINE. LOL.

Hope you guys have enjoyed them as much I did.***can't stop laughing.

You can share your favorite "Mugabe Quotes" via the comment box below.